~Broken--Shadow

dude, i am so BORED! right now. i feel like just making a ...!!!!

*lightbulb*

SASUKE! HINATA!

*hinata and sasuke appear out of nowhere*

hina: yes fallen-kun?

sasu: *sneer* yeah fallen-baka, what do you want?

hina: sasuke-kun, dont be so mean to fallen-kun!

me: YEAH! you know what! i was gonna make you two do something fun! but because of this TEME your going to do something else!

*hinata and sasuke tremble* *TREMBLE*

me: NARUTO! ITACHI! SHIKAMARU! NEJI! LEE! KIBA! SHINO! INO! SAKURA! CHOUJI! TENTEN! GET OVER HERE!

*naruto, itachi, neji, lee, kiba, shino, ino, sakura, chouji, and tenten run over*

hina: where's shikamaru?

me: yeah! where is he?!

-elsewhere-

shika: *yawn* too troublesome..

-back here-

me: *rubs hands together* ok guys, i have something special planed! are you ready!

sauske: ITACHI! *points dramatically* CHIDORI!!

itachi: *grabs sasukes wrist* foolish little brother, let fallen-kun tell us what she wants us to do.

sasuke: but i want to WHOOP YOU ASS!! *whines*

itachi: *vein* shut up foolish brother.

sasuke: *opens mouth*

me: sasuke..*warning* if you say another word i'll wipe you out of existance.

sasuke: how can you do that? huh!?

me: *whispers in his ear* *leans back* *smirks*

sasuke: *jaw drops* *eyse widen* *clasps hands over mouth* *nods vigorously*

itachi: *mutters* i think im in love..

me: good...now for what your all here for...

hina: um, fallen-kun, what about shikamaru?

me: eh? oh, forget him. anyways... we're about to do something awesome! geuss what it is..go on! geuss!

hina: flower pressing?

sasu: adaphlapa?

naru: eat ramen?

neji: practice taijustu?

lee: proclaim youthfullness?

kiba: play fetch?

shino: ...?

ino and saku: GLOMP SASUKE!?

chouji: *eats chips* ?

tenten: taget practice?

me: NOO!!! your ALL wrong! especially YOU sasuke! i don't even know what you suggested! and you can talk now, but NO COMPLAINING! *GLARE!!*

itachi: so, fallen-kun..what ARE we doing?

me: *smile* we are doing KARIOKE!! (spelling error!!! ahhhh!! look out!!)

everyone except itachi: *jawdrop, eye twitch* WHAT!?

itachi: *shrug* karioke. you pick a song and sing it.

me: exactly. *smile* but you get to pick your song. i can start!

*equipment needed for a good karioke show appears: the machine, stage, lounge, bar. (soda ONLY, and in my case, milk)*

me: great! and as for my song..HEADFIRST FOR HALOS! MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!! *jumps on stage, grabs the microphone*

Well let's go back to the middle of the day that starts it all
I can't begin to let you know just what I'm feeling
And now the red ones make me fly
And the blue ones help me fall
And I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling
And as the fragments of my skull begin to fall
Fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts

And we'll fly home
We'll fly home
You and I
We'll fly home

Well now I'm back in the middle of the day that starts it all
I can't begin to let you know just what I'm feeling
And now these red ones make me fly
And the blue ones help me fall
And I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling now

And we'll fly home
We'll fly home
You and I
We'll fly home

Now honestly that's what I said to her, what I said to her

Think happy thoughts
Think happy thoughts
Think happy thoughts
Think happy thoughts
Think happy thoughts
Think happy thoughts
Think happy thoughts
Think happy thoughts

WOO!

*EVERYONE STARES*

*then breaks outy in appluase! yayy*

me: *bow* thank you, thank you very much. (coulda sworne i sucked..) ok...whose next...i choose.....lee!

lee: YOSH!! I SHALL SING A SONG ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUTH!! YOUTH!!

me: *smile* ok lee, do your thing. you cant chose the same song anyone else does. so choose wisely!

lee: oh! i have forgotten the great youthfull rules of karioke! i must be last! so i cannot steal another youthful persons youthfull song! yosh!

me: *sweatdrop* ok...then...neji! your up!

neji: hn,

me: get up there neji of ill stick that 'hn' up your ass.

neji: ok!! *runs up to the stage* i chose the song..hit the floor, linkin park

There are just too many
Times that people
Have tried to look inside of me
Wondering what I think of you
And I protect you out of courtesy
Too many times that I've
Held on when I needed to push away
Afraid to say what was on my mind
Afraid to say what I need to say
Too many
Things that you've said about me
When I'm not around
You think having the upper hand
Means you've got to keep putting me down
But I've had too many stand-offs with you
It's about as much as I can stand
So I'm waiting until the upper hand
Is mine

One minute you're on top
The next you're not
Watch it drop
Making your heart stop
Just before you hit the floor
One minute you're on top
The next you're not
Missed your shot
Making your heart stop
You think you won

And then it's all gone

So many people like me
Put so much trust in all your lies
So concerned with what you think
To just say what we feel inside
So many people like me
Walk on eggshells all day long
All I know is that all I want
Is to feel like I'm not stepped on
There are so many things you say
That make me feel like you've crossed the line


What goes up will surely fall
And I'm counting down the time
'Cause I've had so many stand-offs with you
It's about as much as I can stand
So I'm waiting until the upper hand
Is mine

One minute you're on top
The next you're not
Watch it drop
Making your heart stop
Just before you hit the floor
One minute you're on top
The next you're not
Missed your shot
Making your heart stop
You think you won

And then it's all gone (x4)

Now it's all gone

I know I'll never trust a single thing you say
You knew your lies would divide us
But you lied anyway
And all the lies have got you floating
Up above us all
But what goes up has got to fall

One minute you're on top
The next you're not
Watch it drop
Making your heart stop
Just before you hit the floor
One minute you're on top
The next you're not
Missed your shot
Making your heart stop
You think you won

And then it's all gone

*stares..CHEERS!!!*

hina: nii-san i didnt know you could scream so well.

me: dido! who knew you of all people hadd the ability to SCREAM! thats f-ing hard s*** right there.

lee: YOSH! the youthfull sounds coming from youthful neji's mouth is fillling me with YOUTH! YOSH!

me: *twitch* ok..next up..hmm...

ino: I'LL GO!!

saku: NO WAY INO-PIG NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR SHRILL VOICE!

ino: NOT LIKE YOUR ONE TO TALK.

me: guys..

saku: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY VOICE IS LIKE AN ANGELS!

ino: MORE LIKE AN ANGEL OF DEATH!

me: *getting impaitent* guys...

saku: THEN IT JUST SHOWS HOW DEAF YOU ARE!!

me: *hands out ear plugs.*

ino: MORE LIKE HOW TONE-DEAF YOU ARE!!

me: *plugs ears* *pulls out blow-horn thing* HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

*ino and sakura screech and cover there ears*

me: now that i have your attention, i can tell you this: IF YOU BOTH DONT' SHUT THE @#$% UP I'LL SHOVE YOUR SCREAMING UP YOUR ASSES!!! NOW SHUT THE @#$% UP!!

*ino and sakura stare with wide eyes and droped jaws*

me: *thinks* yeah, what! no foos can beat on mah ass WHAT!

me: now, whos next....any volenters? (gah...spelling!!)

naru: i'll do it!

me: *sweatdrop* *smile* ok naruto, but not a song about ramen,k?

naru: i didnt have that in mind.. i had if i were gay, stephen lynch in mind. and it goes like this..

Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the sake's gone to my head

But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I'm not gay
So get your hand out of my pants

*every one stares at sauske*

sasu: WHAT!?

It's not that I don't care
I do
I just don't see myself in you
Another time another time
Another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean

'cause if I were gay
I would give you my soul
And if I were gay I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay

So won't you stop cupping my...hand
We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers

*EVERYONE STARES AT SASUKE ACCUSINGLY!!*

sasu: WHAT!? i'm not gay! how will i repopulate my clan with a guy?!

ten: m-preg?

me: AHAHAHAAA!! and whos gonna be pregnent? naru-chan or sasUKE?

ten: BOTH!

*we burst out laughing*

me: *wipes tear from eye* ok..naruto that was great, sasuke we all know your not gay, we're just teasing, and on a more important note. who's next? ...hmm....kiba!

kiba: ok. *walks up stage* voices in my head, stephen lynch

Thank you all for coming to my show
You've been great, but now i have to go.
Everyone had a super time i hope
Some songs tend to push the envelope

These are things that i have said,
but there are voices in my head,
and if you could here them,
this is what they'd say:

Thank you all for coming to my show
- Oh it hurts you bastard didn't laugh at my new nazi song and
You've been great, but now i have to go.
- Go and ask that girl in the front to come backstage and show her thong and
Everyone had a super time i hope
- I hope the guy who heckled me gets hit by a big bus, that f**ker
Some songs tend to push the envelope
- Open up your eyes, your wife and girlfriend both showed up you sucker

There are voices in my head
- Oooooh, You're such a hack
Saying things that shouldn't be said
- You need Prozac
I just hope that they will
- No we won't
Go away

But wait there's more
Thank you all for coming to my show
- I have to take a piss
- God I hope there's cocain left backstage
You've been great, but now i have to go.
- Why did I sign up for this?
- God I hope there's cocain left backstage
Everyone had a super time i hope
- Leave this song on the shelf
- I really really hope there's cocain left backstage
Some songs tend to push the envelope
- I should just kill myself
- He is right you should kill yourself

There are voices in my head
- Oooooh, You're such a mess
Saying things that shouldn't be said
- You're talentless.
I just hope that they will
- No we won't
Go away
No they won't go away
- Never go away
- Never go away
They're here to stay.
- We're here to stay
- We're here to stay
They say I'm gay
- You're gay
- You're gay
Absolutely not I'm not gay
I say No Way
- You're gay
You're gay
- You're gay
Ok I'm Gay
- Bi-curious

*everyone stares*

kiba: theyre staring, thats a good sign right?

*then everyone LAUGHS THEIR ASSES OFF!!!!!XD*

me: sorry kiba, but the song was funny. that, and we saw you look at hinata at that one line about a girl in front.

hinata: *mortification*

me: its ok hinata, BECAUSE YOUR NEXT!!

hinata: *blushes, nods, walks slowly up stage* the song im doing needs a piano fallen-kun.

me: ok hina-chan! *piano suddenly appears* do yo' thang hina-baybah!

hina: *blush* *sits on the piano bench* the song i am doing is Hello, Evanescence.

Playground schoolbell rings again,
rainclouds come to play again,
has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello
I am in your mind,
giving you someone to talk to.
Hello

*sasuke stares at hinata like a HAWK*

If I smile I don't believe,
soon I know I'll wake from this dream,

Don't try to fix me I'm not broken
Hello
I'm the lie, living for you so you can hide
don't cry.

Suddenly I know I'm not sleeping
Hello
I'm still here
All thats left of yesterday...

*everyone claps with tears in their eyes, sasuke doesnt*

sasuke: *runs to hinata as she walks upstage* hinata that was amazing! why didnt you tell me you could sing and play like that?

hinata: *blush* i didnt think you'd care...

sasuke: well, i do. *smirk* *walks on stage* i'm next fallen-chan this ones for a girl i like...(me: *catface*) its called Pretty in Punk, Fall Out Boy.

Walking off that stage tonight
I know what you're thinking
And he stands alone, because he's high on himself
But if you only knew...

I was terrified and would you mind if I sat next to you and watched you smile
So many kids but I only see you
And I don't think you notice me
Well I've seen your boyfriend and I don't think he treats you right, but thats none of my business is it?

I'm not the way you think I am, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm not the way you think I am, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

The only girl who ever gave me the time was the one who only wanted five minutes of mine
Knocking boots in the back, how degrading is that?
I decline.

I was terrified and would you mind if I sat next to you and watched you smile
So many kids but I only see you

And I don't think you notice me
Well I've seen your boyfriend and I don't think he treats you right, but thats none of my business is it?

I'm not the way you think I am, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm not the way you think I am, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm not the way you think I am, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm not the way you think I am, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm not the way you think I am, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh (oh! oh! oh!)
I'm not the way you think I am, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh (oh! oh! oh!)

I'm not the way you think I am, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm not the way you think I am, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

sasu: walks off stage with hands in pockets, and hinata meets him there.*

hina: that was amazing sasuke. i dint know you could sing so well...

sasu: hn *smirk*

hina: who was the girl you dedicated it to?

-in the backround-

ino: sasuke sings so wonderfully!

saku: yeah...

*they sigh in unison*

*then glare at each other, foreheads pressed together*

ino: he dedicated it to me forehead!

saku: he said it was for a girl he liked pig!

ino and saku: grrrrrr

-back with sasuhina-

sasu: *turns head to hideblush* didn't you hear me, i said it was for a girl i liked.

hina: oh..

me: HEY GUYS! WE CAN ALL SEE HOW MUCH YOU TWO WANNA GO AND GET A ROOM, BUT GO SIT DOWN, YOUR BLOCKING THE STAIRS AT THE STAGE! AND I NEED TO PICK THE NEXT SINGER!

sasu: *slaps forehead* *grabs hinatas hand and pulls her to his table*

me: *thinking* *catface* kukukukukuu, so sasuke likes hinata, and she likes him too huh? well..

me: ok! the next karioke goer(s) is..ino and sakura!!

ino and saku: WHAT!?!

me: a duet, no complaints, song already chosen for you, get up there. *flicks thumb at the stage*

*ino and saku look at each other, hmph!, and stalk up the stairs to the stage.*

me: *shouts to them* the song's Thank You, Simple Plan!!

ino: OK!! *glares at saku* lets do this forehead!

saku: *glares back* lets pig!

ino and saku:

I thought that I could always count on you,
I thought that nothing could come between us two.
We said as long as we would stick together,
We'd be alright,
We'd be ok.
But I was stupid
And you broke me down
I'll never be the same again.

So thank you for showing me,
That best friends can not be trusted,
And thank you for lying to me,
Your friendship the good times we had you can have them back

Yeah!

I wonder why it always has to hurt,
For every lesson that you have to learn.
I won't forget what you did to me,
How you showed me things,
I wish I'd never seen.
But I was stupid,
And you broke me down,
I'll never be the same again.

So thank you for showing me,
That best friends can not be trusted,
And thank you for lying to me,
Your friendship, the good times we had you can have them back

When the tables turn again,
You'll remember me my friend,
You'll be wishing I was there for you.
I'll be the one you'll miss the most,
But you'll only find my ghost.
As time goes by,
You'll wonder why,
You're all alone.

So thank you for showing me,
That best friends can not be trusted,
And thank you for lying to me,
Your friendship the good times we had you can have them back.

So thank you, for lying to me,
So thank you, for all the times you let me down
So thank you, for lying to me,
So thank you, your friendship you can have it back!!

*reproachful appluase*

me: *sweatdrop* eh heh..yeah guys that was great, definatly a feelinged preformance.

ino: YOU BET IT WAS!!

saku: for once, i agree.

me: ok, before a catfight starts, the next singer is...tenten.

ten: sorry, no thanks. i dont like karioke.

me: ok. shino then.

neji: you actually let her not do it!?!

me: yeah, she said she didnt want to. so she doesnt have to.

neji:*stares*

me: *shrug*

shino: ...k *walks up the stairs to the stage* Crawling, Linkin Park.

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling

I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

(Chorus)

iscomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting how I can't seem...

To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Chorus (Repeat until end)

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling (Whispered during chorus)

me: wow, that was great shino. who knew ya had it in ya.

ten: yeah shino, that was great.

me: ok next chouji!

cho: nope.

me: fine. *sigh* itachi?

ita: no..

me: please?

ita: *looks at me* fine..

me: yay!

ita: *walks up the stairs to the stage* Getting away with Murder, Papa Roach

Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
what creates my own madness!

And I'm addicted to your punishments
And your the master
And I am waiting for disaster!

(chorus)
Im feel Irrational
So confrontational
To tell the truth I am,
Getting away with murder

It is impossible
To never tell the truth
But the reality is
I'm getting away with murder

Getting away
Getting away
Getting away
With murder


I'll trade my drink and I don't even want to
hink my thoughts when-
I don't even need to
I never look back because I don't even want to
And I don't need to
Because I'm getting away with murder!

(Chorus)

Getting away (x7)
Getting away with murder

And somewhere beyond happiness and sadness
I need to calculate
what creates my own madness
And I'm addicted to your punishments
And your the master
And I am craving this disaster!

(Chorus)

(Whisper)
Getting away
Getting away
Getting away

(Chorus)

me: wow..itachi that was amazing! i geuss having a great voice runs in the family?

ita: *smirk* hn.

me: *grin*

lee: YOSH!! its my turn to youthfully sing!

me: where were you?

lee: i was on the youthfull toilet!

me: *cracks up* ok lee, your on!

lee: *runs up the stairs to the stage* the song i am about to sing is called DARE, the Gorillaz!

It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's dare
It's dare

You've got to press it on you
You just a-think it
That's what you do baby
Hold it down there

Jump with them all and move it
Jump back and forth
And feel like you were there yourself
And Work it out

Never did no harm
Never did no harm

It's dare

It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's dare

It's dare

You've got to press it on you
You just a-think it
That's what you do baby
Hold it down there

Jump with them all and move it
Jump back and forth
And feel like you were there yourself
And Work it out

Never did no harm
Never did no harm

It's dare

It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's dare

Never did no harm
Never did no harm

It's dare

It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's dare

You've got to press it on you
You just a-think it
That's what you do baby
Hold it down there

Jump with them all and move it
Jump back and forth
And feel like you were there yourself
And Work it out

You've got to press it on you
You just a-think it
That's what you do baby
Hold it down there

Jump with them all and move it
Jump back and forth
And feel like you were there yourself
And Work it out

-days later-

me: well *chugs rootbeer* i didnt own anything, nada, but wasnt that an adventure?

ita: indeed